Howdy Doody, Ya'll,
We'd like to thank all of you who made this another Standing Room Only crowd for tonight's Ladies' Night/Sexy Bull Riding Contest.
Tonight, we had only 11 contestants for the Sexy Bull Riding. And yet, we collected a total of $1,330 in cash donations for the 3 finalists.
Top winner, was a young Brazilian lady, Yaneeh, who was the 11th contestant to sign up. In fact, she signed up as I said, "Last call to sign up for tonight's Sexy Bull Riding Contest," and baaammm, she was there telling Tom and Tiffany to let her ride quickly.
So, Yaneeh won $1,130 cash. She won a photo shoot from Southernmost Photography and a gift certificate from Eat-N-Grin Deli.
The tie for second place was between two beauties whose names I've misplaced. But here is what they won: $100 cash each. Plus they each received gift certificates from Cowboy Bill's, gift certificates from Eat-N-Grin Deli, scooter rentals from Sunshine Rental, and photo shoots from Southernmost Photography.
Some of the donations tonight were incredibly generous. Let's give the following businesses, individuals and military props:
Businesses/Individuals
Cowboy Bill's Honky Tonk Saloon - $200
Anonymous Donor - $160
A North Carolina Lawyer & His Son - $140
Liquid 8 Pawn Shop (1018 Truman Ave, Key West) - $50
NAMBLA - $44
Joe from Yankee Freedom - $20
Erin (bartender) @ The Bottle Cap Lounge (4-8 PM tomorrow) - $10
Anal Kings for Curly (I read 'em as they are printed) - $10
Military Branches
The British Army - $400 (not a misprint)
US Army (Tampa) and US Navy Parachute Riggers - $299
Colleges/Universities
Not one penny donated
To all 11 ladies, thank-you for entering and making it a decent contest. To the three finalists, you were hot, hot, hot.
To you the audience, thank-you all for making it fun.
To those of you who donated, you are the best!
See you next Wednesday , we hope, for the best Ladies' Night in all of Florida on Wednesday Nights.
Radio transmission is now complete,
DJ/Emcee/Astronut Rocko
Over and Out
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