Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Results from Tonight's (June 30, 2010) Sexy Bull Riding Contest

Howdy Doody, Ya'll,

We'd like to thank all of you who made this another Standing Room Only crowd for tonight's Ladies' Night/Sexy Bull Riding Contest.

Tonight, we had only 11 contestants for the Sexy Bull Riding. And yet, we collected a total of $1,330 in cash donations for the 3 finalists.

Top winner, was a young Brazilian lady, Yaneeh, who was the 11th contestant to sign up. In fact, she signed up as I said, "Last call to sign up for tonight's Sexy Bull Riding Contest," and baaammm, she was there telling Tom and Tiffany to let her ride quickly.

So, Yaneeh won $1,130 cash. She won a photo shoot from Southernmost Photography and a gift certificate from Eat-N-Grin Deli.

The tie for second place was between two beauties whose names I've misplaced. But here is what they won: $100 cash each. Plus they each received gift certificates from Cowboy Bill's, gift certificates from Eat-N-Grin Deli, scooter rentals from Sunshine Rental, and photo shoots from Southernmost Photography.

Some of the donations tonight were incredibly generous. Let's give the following businesses, individuals and military props:

Businesses/Individuals

Cowboy Bill's Honky Tonk Saloon - $200
Anonymous Donor - $160
A North Carolina Lawyer & His Son - $140
Liquid 8 Pawn Shop (1018 Truman Ave, Key West) - $50
NAMBLA - $44
Joe from Yankee Freedom - $20
Erin (bartender) @ The Bottle Cap Lounge (4-8 PM tomorrow) - $10
Anal Kings for Curly (I read 'em as they are printed) - $10


Military Branches

The British Army - $400 (not a misprint)
US Army (Tampa) and US Navy Parachute Riggers - $299


Colleges/Universities

Not one penny donated


To all 11 ladies, thank-you for entering and making it a decent contest. To the three finalists, you were hot, hot, hot.

To you the audience, thank-you all for making it fun.

To those of you who donated, you are the best!

See you next Wednesday , we hope, for the best Ladies' Night in all of Florida on Wednesday Nights.


Radio transmission is now complete,

DJ/Emcee/Astronut Rocko
Over and Out

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Results from This Past Wednesday's Sexy Bull Riding Contest

Hello Gang,

Rocko here to give you the results from the Sexy Bull Riding contest which just ended about a half-hour ago.

First Place winner was "Heather" who won $700 cash, a gift certificate from Eat 'N Grin Deli, a photo shoot from Southernmost Photography and a new Cowboy Bill's "I Rode The Bull" t-shirt.

Second place tie was between "Erin" and "Laura". They each received $80 cash. They each receive gift certificates from Cowboy Bill's, scooter rentals from Sunshine Rentals, gift certificates from Eat 'N Grin Deli, and a photo shoot from Southernmost Photography.

The place was packed, very packed. Biggest crowd for the Summer thus far.

We'd like to thank the following people, businesses, military branches and colleges for their generous donations:


Businesses/Indiviudals

Cowboy Bill's - $200
The Youngstown Boyz ("Penguins Suck") - $55
Marriedmanweekend.com - $25
Southwest Airlines - $21
Buck - $20
Costco - $10
New Orleans Saints - $21
Pittsburgh Steelers - $20
Beans - $40
Relentless Charter Boats in Key West - $20
Shane Thomas - $1
Demetrius for Judge - $5
Liquid 8 Pawn Shop of Key West (1018 Truman Ave) - $50
Jeep of Sunset Celebration - $5
NOAA of Virginia - $20
Larry - $40
Bull & Whistle Bar of Key West - $10
Cleveland Browns - $12


Military Branches

USA Air Force - $63
US Navy - $78
US Army Rangers - $25
FDNYC - $10
Jacksonville FD - $20


Colleges and Universities

The "U" - $20
ECU - $10
Marshall U - $10
UK Wildcates - $5
Western Kentucky - $5
University of Alabama Crimson Tide - $5


Now I know there are some folks whose donations we missed, but when the contest is rolling, if you don't write down the donation on a donation form, we'll forget to write it down on my legal pad. I can multi-task, but during a contest, I'm talking on the mic with people standing 6 inches away screaming things to me and Casey our manager. Write down the amount and who you want the donation to, we'll give you your props here on the CBHTS blog.

Again, thanks to all 15 ladies who entered tonight's contest. It was a doozy. Glad all the locals came in and made it the usual insanity. And glad to have all you mainlanders and foreigners come in and enjoy the best "Ladies Night" in all of Florida on Wednesday Night!

Gone,

Rocko

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Results of Sexy Bull Riding Contest on Wed. Night, June 2, 2010

Howdy, Gang,

Eventhough this town is D-E-A-D, we had a damn good turn out for tonight's Ladies' Night & Sexy Bull Riding Contest.

Before I get on with the results, I'd like to thank all the locals for stopping in and giving us a smile. Despite what is going on in the Gulf of Mexico, we've seen no fall off in locals supporting locals. Again, thank you locals.

Okay, tonight's contest had 11 beauties signed up. The beautiful blonde doll, Marisa, who won the contest took home $726.00 cash, a gift certificate from Eat-N-Grin Deli, tix to the Key West Original Ghost tour and a photo shoot from Southernmost Photography.

We had a tie for second place between another blonde, Jennie, and a dark haired honey, Natalie. These two ladies each received $100 cash, scooter rentals from Sunshine Rental, gift certificates from Cowboy Bill's, tix to the Key West Original Ghost Tour, and gift certificates from Eat-N-Grin Deli, along with free photo shoots from Sounthernmost Photography.

We would like to thank the following donations in the name of the following Military Branches, Businesses, People, and Colleges. The colleges were especially crazy in their donations tonight, so let's start with their shout outs.

Colleges/Universities

University of Alabama Crimson Tide - $125
University of Miami Hurricanes - $121
University of Tennessee Volunteers - $100
FSU Seminoles - $5
FKCC - $1



Military Branches

VFA 81 Sunliners of the US Navy - $304
(Army, Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard all dontated 0 tonight, the first time that has ever happened)



Businesses/People/Special Shout Outs

Cowboy Bill's - $200
Jeannie - $20
Friends of Jessica Long - $20
Mia's Titty - $10
Schooner Appledore (have fun in Maine, gang!) - $5
Seattle, WA - $5
John & Chris from PA - $5
Hawks In Five - $5

Without the support of our donators, we would not be able to pull so many beautiful young ladies into the contest, nor would the contests get as crazy as they do.

By the way, just so local gals know, here are the cash prizes from the last four or five contests for 1st Place. (In every case, those two ladies who tied for 2nd place each received $100 cash and all three finalists received the basket of gift certificates and tickets).




1st Place Cash Prizes for the Past 5 Weeks

May 5, 2010: $1,493

May 12, 2010: $821

May 19, 2010: $1,127

May 26, 2010: $1006

and tonight, June 2, 2010: $726



'Til next week, don't let the bull gore you in the ass!

DJ/Emcee Rocko