Reminder: Tonight Is The First of Two Cowboy Bill's Holiday Hayrides & Bar Crawl

Hey gang,

If you're local or a tourist in town tonight, drop in to Cowboy Bill's Reloaded on the 400 block of Green Street (next to Captain Tony's) and grab one of the remaining seats on the hayride.

I'll be there with Bill selling tickets for $25. Bring one unwrapped toy for the kids. All money raised goes to the kids too.

The hayride goes throughout the island to look at Christmas lights and will stop at a few bars up in New Town. Also, don't forget the coolers of beer on the hayride (gratis) along with a few bottles of Jager.

Next Thursday night, December 16th, we do it again. Same start time at Cowboy Bill's Reloaded. That hayride has more sign ups and might sellout, so if you want to make sure you can get on board one of them, drop by Reloaded early tonight (between 6 and 6:30 PM).

"Too Big To Fail" by The Austin Lounge Lizards

Here's a little bit of levity to get us ready for tonight's Sexy Bull Riding Contest:

If you ever come down here on Tuesday Night's for the free line dance lessons, you certainly have heard a humorous song called "I'm A Cowboy" by The Austin Lounge Lizards which our dance instructor, Jay Floyd, teaches a step to. Well, just released on the Comedy Cosmos Blogspot today is this new one from the The Austin Lounge Lizards called "Too Big To Fail".

As Comedy Cosmos Blogspot says, "Their newest song, "Too Big To Fail", offers not only some funny lyrics, but some apt social commentary of the times. Pass it on."

4 th Annual Cowboy Bill's Holiday Hayride & Pub Crawl Tickets Now On Sale!

Get your tickets for Cowboy Bill's 4th Annual Holiday Hayride & Pub Crawl.

Tickets are $25 and we ask you to bring one unwrapped toy the night you go on the hayride.

All ticket money and toys collected will go to the neediest children in Key West and Monroe County.

Hayrides leave Cowboy Bill's Reloaded (on Green Street next to Captain Tony's) at 7:00 PM on Thursday Nights - December 9th and December 16th. We only have enough room for 60 people per hayride, so get your names on the list early. We sell these hayrides out every year.

By the way, for the uninitated, the hayrides take us through Old Town and New Town looking at Christmas Lights on houses and guest houses. Also, we stop off at 3 or 4 bars along the way and create much mayhem. Lastly, there are usually two big coolers on the hayride packed with ice cold delicious longnecks of beer and bottles of something known as "Jagermeister". There is no charge for these bottles of beer and Jager shots, so when we hit the bars on the "crawl" be sure to order something there and spread some tip money cheer.

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Hope to see you there!

Tickets On Sale NOW For Fantasy Fest's 4th Annual Sexy Bullriding Contest and 4th Annual Git-R-Wet T-Shirt Contest

Hello Gang,

Next week is Fantasy Fest.

As you know, we always sell out the club on Wednesday and Thursday Nights of Fantasy Fest.

This year, it looks like we may have already sold out the $50 VIP tickets for next Wednesday's 4th Annual Fantasy Fest Sexy Bullriding Contest. You can still try to order those VIP tickets by going to keystix.com.

If the VIP tickets are already sold out, we will still have $10 General Admission tickets at the door. Or you can buy your General Admission tickets from me, Rocko, at the DJ Booth.

Click here for results of last year's contest. And Ladies, keep in mind, we can only take 20 contestants!

As far as the next evening's event, the 4th Annual Git-R-Wet T-Shirt Contest, we still have some VIP tickets for sale. These tickets are also $50. And we still have General Admission tickets for $10.

For this contest, you can either buy the tickets from me in the DJ Booth this week, or, you can buy them online at www.keystix.com

By the way, the prize money for both the Sexy Bullriding Contest and the Git-R-Wet T-Shirt Contest starts at $1,000 and will grow throughout both evenings.

Lastly, Bill Hoeebee will MC the Git-R-Wet T-Shirt Contest (like he has every year since its inception) and I will be deejaying for him. Expect another year of insane comments and wild shows from the gals!

Order your tickets ASAP! Hope to see all our local friends here.

DJ/Emcee Rocko

Cowboy Bill's Honky Tonk Saloon

Military Thursday Even Bigger Than The Past! (Plus Some More Photos From A Recent Wednesday Night/Ladies Night)

Howdy Folks,

It's time to tell you about the all NEW addition to our normal Military Thursday Night.

First of all, if you are military, show your military I.D. and receive 20% off all drinks and clothing. That has never changed and it will remain.

But what I am about to tell you is something which adds a whole lot of spice to Military Thursday Nights . . . BAM!!!

All night, Military Thursday Nights, for everybody . . . civilians included . . . we have the following specials:

$3.00 Well Drinks

Like Vodka & Soda? Bam - $3.00!
Like Gin & Tonic? Bam - $3.00!
Like Rum & Coke? Bam - $3.00

Name any normal well drink, and it's "Bam - $3.00!"

Inquiring minds must wonder, "Yeah, but what if I am a beer drinker. Got any specials for me?"

Okay, how about this:

$2.00 Longneck Domestic Bottles (12 oz.) All Night Long

Longneck Budweisters ? Bam - $2.00!
Longneck Bud Lights ? Bam - $2.00!
Longneck Mic Ultras? Bam - $2.00!
Longneck Miller Lites? Bam - $2.00!
Longneck Coors Lights? Bam - $2.00!

So, drink a six pack of your favorite domestics above and you only pay $12.00 on Thursday Nights? Crazy. (Be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses, or Sister Mary Oliphant of the Church of the Perpetual Hangover will come around and whack you on the Pee-Pee!)

Be here on Military Thursday Nights and Experience The Miracle of Intoxication . . . Cheaply!

DJ/Emcee Reverend Rocko
Church of the Perpetual Hangover

p.s. For reading all of the above, of course, you get some more photos from a recent Wednesday Night/Ladies Night + Sexy Bull Riding Competition.

p.p.s People have emailed me recently at cowboybillskw@gmail.com and asked, "Rocko, can you make the photos on the blog bigger . . . like you used to post them?"

Answer: If you click on any photo once, it enlarges. If you click on any photo twice, it will fill up your monitor. The reason we've gone to this new format is for quicker uploads. In the old days, loading up bigger photos would take 15 minutes for 5 photos.

So, quit your bitching and start clicking. Twice.